There is a whole crop of self-satisfied sell-out former genius baby-boomer actors, comedians and musicians who you must forcefully hate now because soon they will be too old to hate, it will be unseemly. Many are former comedians, which I attribute to the greater fall from grace by the “truth-teller”. The list includes: Steve Martin [...]

If I walk around with a t-shirt that says “main character” will I be protected from harm? Clint Eastwood, as Pauline Kael said, only has one expression, but he does that expression really well. Does no one else notice the similarity between Clint Eastwood and Hugh Jackman? Both gracile action stars who bulk up to [...]

Super-hero who subdues criminals by use of a tremendous cough. Funerals in the future, the eulogy is simply a recitation of the deceased’s Google search term history. New anti-depressant trade-named “Ethelmerman”. Baby-showers attended by single women. If I am at a bar or other singles-oriented gathering and people bring their baby, I suddenly I feel [...]